Laker is now svelte and solo.

nail art from The Man From Nowhere

nail art from The Man From Nowhere

isn’t it nice when you’re singing and you walk past someone and they say, “what a beautiful voice you have!”

sent from a fan. thank you, David.

sent from a fan. thank you, David.

Love & Miscellaneous

this isn’t finished but just performed it live with no music at No Shame Theatre anyway

happiness as a still

happiness as a still

Exposing River Laker

here is my one interview regarding a current situation.

on vacation

on vacation

you remind me of Bert Williams

David Jeffress

Bert Williams

time to take a break & snuggle up to the warmth & beauty of Kate Bush’s “Misty” - official animation video.

David Sylvian by Laker, stripped down, spoken word version, live April 13/14 2012 photo: Chad Runyon

David Sylvian by Laker, stripped down, spoken word version, live April 13/14 2012 photo: Chad Runyon

David Sylvian (stripped down, spoken word version, live) by Laker. Recorded at Best of No Shame Theatre, April 13, 2012. Written by River Laker. Performed by River Laker, Susanne Fitzgerald, Peter Matthews. Dedicated with respect to David Sylvian.

smizing. 
this photo, with the Mona Lisa mouth, shows my progress in smizing training. as photo was taken i thought back to childhood days terrorizing the neighborhood with pea shooting.
from left: River Laker, Susanne FitzGerald, Peter Matthews. photo: James Thompson

smizing. this photo, with the Mona Lisa mouth, shows my progress in smizing training. as photo was taken i thought back to childhood days terrorizing the neighborhood with pea shooting. from left: River Laker, Susanne FitzGerald, Peter Matthews. photo: James Thompson

Laker performing David Sylvian, acoustic version, at this

Laker performing David Sylvian, acoustic version, at this

I’m out.
Josa Wakes announcing her departure from Laker